BREAKING: Country Living Mag Does Not Suck!

Does everyone know this? Or am I the only loser left in loserville who didn't get the memo? And if so: WHY DIDN'T YOU PPL TELL ME THIS SHIT BEFORE??

I mean, how long has this been going on?? Cause I swear to gawd it's true! Country Living Mag does not suck...like not at all!

I mean, if you think that you're gonna see all sorts of lame ass pics like...

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[DESIGN WTF] Endangered Species Erasers from West Elm

What better way to show that you care about endangered species then by purchasing rhino/gorilla/polar bear-shaped erasers to put on your desk?

Does anyone else see the irony here that if you actually USED these things as erasers that the animals would also begin to disappear just as their real-life counterparts are?

Of course, if you're just looking to spruce up your desk with some toys (what are you, a pedophile?), that's fine, I guess. 

Me?  I don't use erasers because I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES.

[Who Gives A Shit] Ceiling Medallions?

When we moved into our apt we had the entire place skimcoated...in case you don't know what that means, it basically involves millions of dollars (ok, mebbe not millions, but shit was still HELLA expensive) which you spend in order to get some "expert" to add an extra 1/8 of an inch to the plaster of our walls by smoothing it all out. Why did we need to do this? Cause our apartment building was constructed in 1918 and so for the past 92 years, people have been glopping coat after coat of paint onto our walls and it looked like a big fat shit sandwich.

Alllllsooo, there was a fan in our living room. And duh, I hate the living shit out of fans. Yes I know they serve a purpose and yes I know that they make some fairly decent ones these days, but whatevs: I have a no fan policy in our home. However, our new lighting fixture had not arrived by the time they were done skimcoating. So even though they removed the fan, there is a hole there that is now too big and our lighting fixture doesn't *quite* cover it. SOOOO, in an effort to avoid replastering that shit, I've decided we need a ceiling medallion.

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[I'M OBSESSED] Harpoons

Everyone meet, Caroline. Caroline, meet everyone. C's gonna be dropping some delicious Design Blahg-y postage on ur faces every once in awhile around here, so make her feel at home by clicking on her blog 17 times in a row and hurling an insult or two her way.

I’ve been obsessed for a while with old-timey whaling (not whales. Whaling.) and I’ve tried to incorporate that into the design of my apartment with some art work and scrimshaw pieces, including an amazing painting of an impaled sperm whale shooting blood that hangs above my bed.  

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[CLICK'D] Three Favorite Blahgs, er Blogs

I don't have it in me to write any good shit today, so you should go read some good shit on these three blogs, cause they all rock out with their coc...well, you get what I mean. I'm only including 3, cause I love a million billion other blogs, and a bitch just needs some structure.

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