WHO GIVES A SHIT: ARE YOU WATCHING DESIGN STAR??

Are you ppl watching HGTV's new season of Design Star or what??

I'm an ep behind, and I'm not doing recaps this year because doing recaps of a TV show on your blog is pretty much worse than Cancer. I'm serious: if you are ever thinking of doing it, DON'T. It will ruin your life (maybe I'll do one every once in awhile though).

Anyway.

This year's cast seems a bit more with it, but the bar is also sort of low so it's hard to tell so far. 

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THEY'RE BAAAAACK!: DESIGN STAR PREMIERES JULY 11TH

Ok, fine. You fucking win, HGTV.

A personalized photo of David Bromstad holding a pic of me with hearts drawn all around itis enough to get my bloggity blogging ass out of hibernation and talkin about the new season of Design Star.

GAME. SET. MATCH.

Sidenote: whoever thought of this idea srsly deserves a raise.

Anyway, Design Star is back on July 11th! Yay!

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10 Reasons You Should Immeds Audition For HGTV's Design Star

Ok, so HGTV is casting for its next season of Design Star and you know who should totally try out??? YOU!

I'm serious, ppl. Many of you have blogs and some of them actually don't suck! You could be the next Emily! Or the next Nina! OR, if you're a deeply closeted male hoping to bury your sexuality even deeper into the closet via a faux engagement, you could be the next Courtland!

As for me, I prefer to be a coward and hide behind the safety and comfort of my macbook air. But in the hopes of encouraging all y'all, I thought I'd come up with a list of the top 10 reasons you [insert name here] should try out for HGTV's Design Star!

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Secrets From A Stylist Completes Me

Dear HGTV,

Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Just walk straight the fuck into the head of network programming, and tell that bitch you'd like to order a million billion eps of "Secrets From a Stylist."

I mean it....and I'm not playin around. Look, I KNOW you know that I've got a lot of bitchtastical things to say. And in truth, I think most of the shit on your network is a disaster. But the times are a'changin and for the first time, I feel like mebbe you bitches are getting that? Cause Emily Henderson's Secrets From a Stylist was everything your network is NOT: smart, chic, aspirational, young, fun, and not even a teeny bit cookie cutter.

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[DESIGN STAR RECAP] FINALE: I've Seen Fire And I've Seen Rain...

EMILLLLLLLYYYYYY WOOOONNNNNN!

MICHAEL WORE SCARVEESSSSSSS! NINA WAS A BIIIITCCCHHHHH! COURTLANDDD'S STILLL GAAAY! CANDICE WORRRRE DENIM GAUCHOSSSSS!

At long last, this season of Design Star has come to an end. And much like the last day of sleep away camp when you're out of weed and possibly dealing with a newly acquired STD, it's still all pretty bittersweet.

Now, as I mentioned last week, before we went into last night's finale I was already 100% poz that Emily won.

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