[DESIGN STAR RECAP] Episode 3: Symphony In the Name Of Design

Le sigh.

I swear to GAWD, HGTV, these team challenges are K-I-L-L-I-N-G us all softly...or loudly, as is the case when I'm screaming at my motherfucking TV the whole friggin time time.

This ep should have been called: Squiggly Lines, The Bitch Is Back. Cause spoiler alert after she reminds us that the "fawl from the top is a lawng way down": Nina wins ah-gain. a;sfljas;fdjslfjs;fjsdlfj!!

Why or how this keeps happening is a question for the ages, because the shit that she keeps doing is so beyond amateur, it makes that goddammned sunburst mirror from last week look like a Frank Lloyd Wright house.

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[DESIGN STAR RECAP] Episode 2: Fashion Forward Room Design

Buckle your seatbelts kids, cause now that the goose feathers have been wet vac'd up, it was a good ole fashioned Dicks v. Chicks battle royale tonight on ep numero dos of Design Star!

Yaaaaaaay!

"Julie blew away like a feather." HA! Nice one, Michael.

Anyway, after the dust settles, all the designers scurry off to get their new assignment. Not before Nina takes a fire hose filled with bitch and soaks the shit out of everyone in the "Penthouse" though.

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[DESIGN STAR RECAP] Episode 1: The White Box Challenge

"Twelve of the MOST ACCOMPLISHED designers in the country are on their way to HGTV."

DUDEZ...if that shit is true, then also I am a supermodel, I ride my pet unicorn through the streets of Brooklyn, and Taco Bell is now good for you. Cause today must be opposite day.

Well, the premiere of Design Star happened last night, and I for one will never be looking at a fucking goose feather the same way again. I'll say this: the cast this year is hotter than its ever been before. EVERYONE is good looking...even the old dude. As for these mofos being the most talented and/or accomplished, Al Gore needs to start recounting that shit pronto.

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