Secrets From A Stylist Completes Me

Dear HGTV,

Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Just walk straight the fuck into the head of network programming, and tell that bitch you'd like to order a million billion eps of "Secrets From a Stylist."

I mean it....and I'm not playin around. Look, I KNOW you know that I've got a lot of bitchtastical things to say. And in truth, I think most of the shit on your network is a disaster. But the times are a'changin and for the first time, I feel like mebbe you bitches are getting that? Cause Emily Henderson's Secrets From a Stylist was everything your network is NOT: smart, chic, aspirational, young, fun, and not even a teeny bit cookie cutter.

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[DEAR DIARY] In Defense of White Floors & Doing What You Want

White floors RAWK!

BOOM!

There I said it....and I mean it. Like, for realz.

We bought our apt in Brooklyn two years ago. It's a fab place in a pre-war building with a killer layout, and almost zero wasted space. However, our apartment faces the building's courtyard and, therefore, doesn't get a whole lot of light.

I started pouring over design mags immeds, and every time I saw a place with white floors I was stopped in my tracks. I mean, jaw open, tongue wagging, it was all I could do to not actually start licking the pages of the fucking magazine.

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[DEAR DIARY] The 5 Stages of GOOP

Much like an actual death, my relationship with GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's weekly know-it-all-y email, has evolved and grown through a variety of stages. Through this process, I've made a lot of mistakes, and learned much about myself.

I know that I really need to just take each day as it comes and grow from this experience, and so I thought it might be helpful for me to share with you the tricks and tips I've picked up along the way, in case you too are struggling with the same sorts of things.

Let's go on this journey together! GOOP!

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