BLOGGER TAG SALE: Step-by-Step

Did you hear there's a blogger tag sale goin on!?? Sketch42 came up with this killer idea and now its like a whole phenomenon. And you can join in on the fun without your ass having to even leave the comfort of your own couch! Unless you wanna sell your couch!

Anyway.

Here's how this shit is gonna work:

1. If you have a blog, we want you to join in. Your blog could be about otters, hemp clothing, design, red wine, adding the word boner to the end of any movie title: WE DON'T CARE! We just like the idea of teaming up with other bloggers and joining forces to make something cool happen. I mean, YES WE CAN, right? If you are one of those people: leave a comment below, or better yet RSVP to our event page on Facebook.

2. The online sale itself will happen on Weds June 23rd through Weds June 30th. And by "sale" we mean you'll post all the shit that you have for sale on YOUR blog, along with photos, details, etc. Title your post BLOGGER TAG SALE: BLAH BLAH BLAH and use the hashtag #bloggertagsale to let peeps know about it on Twitter. We will be linking up to as many other blogger tag sales as we can find, and you can do the same! It will be like a big linky link tag sale circle jerk! But not porny! (we hope!).

3. Feel free to start talking about this shit on your blog NOW! ORGANIZE! RECRUIT! This shit is gonna be bananas.

To give you an idea of what a sample post might look like, I'm going to create a totally fake one right now, with totally fake things that I don't own, and totally fake prices:

BLOGGER TAG SALE: Green Thumb?

Here's why I'm sellling all this stuff: CAUSE I KILL ALL PLANTS. I tried my hand at gardening, and my hand basically said: no fucking way. My loss is your gain, cause now alllll this stuff is for sale:

This cutesy little hose holder thingy is $179 at Wisteria...but I'm selling it for $3 cause I LOVE A GOOD TAG SALE!

Ok, this can allegedly wash so hard, it will even eliminate graffiti...I don't know cause its just sat in the box since I bought it. Was it smart for someone to buy a pressure washer who lives in an apartment building? I think we can all agree that that's a big fat no. This was $199, but I would totally be willing to sell it for $15 bucks...OR trade it for any of the following things:

*lucite flatware

*lucite flatware

*or lucite flatware

All items would be shipped from NYC, and I don't smoke. I like long walks on the beach and Japanese food. Oh wait...

Anyway, yeah...SOMEONE SHOULD BUY THIS SHIT!

See what I'm talking about?? We can all do this together and it will be bucketloads of fun. And maybe do some good!

Because if spring cleaning isn't reward enough for you, you can join in and do good too by committing to donate 10% of everything your ass earns in this lil ole sale to a charity of your choice. Do you HAVE to do that: no. But Nicole-n-I are and it would be rully, rully nice if you did. I'm gonna be hopefully be giving some cash money to Animal Haven, a kickass shelter in NYC, cause I like dogs better than people. And Nicole is donating to Emanuela's Heart for Hope from the Real Housewives of NJ b/c cancer sucks! (and so does Danielle!).

Here are some peeps who are in so far, so get in while the gettin's good!

http://sketch42blog.com/
http://www.designblahg.com/
http://thingsthatsparkleblog.blogspot.com/
http://hellandheartaches.com/
http://www.thirtysecondlife.com/
http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/
http://theambershow.net/
http://decoratortagsale.com/
http://www.prettypleasedblog.com/
http://www.ninedaves.com