[COOKED] Intervention-ware
Cooked is where obnoxious foodies can revel in various kitchen gadgetry porn.
Last Christmas, my friend bought me a beautiful set of small side plates. Each had beautiful illustrations on them, featuring one letter prominently. I loved them even more when I realized that the four plates spell out "FUCK" when lined up (hey, I never said I was classy).
But these plates from Fish's Eddy are even worse, imploring you to feel guilty about everything you put in your mouth, with phrases like, "Do you really need that second helping?" and "For the love of God, stop eating."
Basically, when you eat off of these plates you'll feel like a supermodel does every day of your life. Does anyone know some pro-ana sites that I can send this link to? I'm sure it'll be a hit.
Too far? Sorry.
The larger dinner plate will run you only $14.95 and the smaller "Big Mistake" plate only costs $9.99. Eating your feelings and drowning in a shame spiral has never been so hilarious!
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