'Fur Pillows Are Actually Hard To Sleep On'

image via Curbed NationalWhile I've certainly been loving the shit out of Curbed National since its debut, I think this roundup of Kanye West's craziest interior design/decor tweets should be nom'd for a friggin Pulitzer.

If you're not following Kanye on Twitter, well then I'm not sure what the hell's wrong with you...cause this shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Here are a few of the best gems that they uncovered after sifting through all of Kanye's tweets:

+ At the crib, I use really nice napkins instead of paper towels...got the idea from the YSL bathroom...waaaay nicer.

+ If baroque and mode had a car crash, what would that ambulance look like?

+ Man...whatever happened to my antique fishtank?

+ Versace glasses, and I don't mean the shades. What we sipping on?

+ I'm actually tweeting at a credenza

I mean, obvs we ALL tweet at our credenza's and I stopped using paper towels years ago in favor of cashmere napkins...I just have the housekeeper throw em out when she's done, cause THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN MY CRIB! Also, someone should tell Yeezy that the key to sleeping on fur pillows, to have one of your servants come in in the middle of the night and switch out the fur pillows with silk pillows. I like to pay some cat to just stand there next to my bed, and once he hears me snoring: BOOM! He makes the switch.

I mean, duh.

(via Curbed National)