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Dec142010

I'm Counting the Seconds Till Million Dollar Listing NYC Drops

Uhm, new fave show alert x a million billion: have you guys heard about Million Dollar Listing NYC on Bravo?

I'm already waaay the hell into Millon Dollar Listing (the regular version in Malibu) starring the dude with THE most ridick haircut in the history of the universe: Chad.

Dude looks like he carries a wind machine around IN HIS FRIGGIN CAR. Also, he's gay and he pretends that he's straight with this hot girlfriend.

Anyway, I digress!

There is an NYC version of this show coming out on Bravo, and based on the fact that real estate is more exciting to me than actual real life pornography, I'm ready to Tivo this bad boy right the hell now.

Curbed NY has the full scoop on the show though, and it sounds GOOD.

The show is filming now, and it stars the four big time, hot shot brokers above:

  • Frederik Elkund- some exotic Swedish ex-porn star who works at Prudential Douglas Elliman. Guessing this dude's specialty is selling overpriced real estate to rich cougars who haven't figured out that he's gay.
  • John Gomes - he's friends with the porn star and also works at Elliman now. He's also been on a few eps of Selling New York and has really pretty eyes, that are probs fake contacts or pupil tattoos or some shit.
  • Caroline Grane - a real chick! Who's also Swedish! Daym, is this show sponsored by the fucking Swedish Govt or what?? Anyway, her signature look is "tight skirts and trim blazers," so you do the math here ppl.
  • Michael Lorber - this dude is the son of the chairman of Elliman and spent summers working for Donald Trump. He's also single....and I'm sure a gigantic asshole. Barf shooters anyone?

They're billing this one as kinda like a Real Housewives for Real Estate, and so yeah: I'm already drooling all over my remote control. Not sure when this bad boy starts, but duh: expect some recaps from moi.

(via Curbed NY)

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