[COOL SHIT] I Heart Hearts

For someone with a filthy mouth and a snarky tude, you'd probably never guess that I have a thing for hearts. But I SO do.

I have no clue why, but I love all sorts of shit with hearts on it...I think I might be a 16-year-old girl.

Case in point: I just bought these Chuck Taylors, which I think are totally fucking adorable (and are on sale for $24.90). You actually can fill in the blanks where it says "I heart_______." I think I'm gonna write Greg on one and Oliver on the other (though Greg just suggested I write "Twitter).

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[COOL SHIT] An Organized Desktop

If you're like me, your desktop normally looks like a total fucking disaster area. Sometimes I look at that shit, and then need to look away for a sec, so that my eyes can refocus and take it all in. Basically, if my desktop were a room in my hoom, you'd need to call the Health Dept on me.

Which is why I was I was so happy to find this post on Shelter Pop on organizing your desktop. I didn't even know that that was a thing that people did. But it sooo is!

And now your ass can do it too.

[COOL SHIT] Jack Cards

I am HORRIBLE when it comes to birthdays...like really, really, bad. My problem is this: I don't give a rat's ass about my own birthday. So by default, I kind of don't give a rat's ass about yours too.

It's nothing personal, really. But I probably will forget to call. I *might* remember to text, but really the best you can hope for with me is a Facebook wall post *if* and only if I happen to catch that bday reminder when I login.

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[COOL SHIT] Uhuru's Homage to Coney Island

Typically, I wouldn't get in line to celebrate Coney Island. 

The carnival freaks, the hypodermic needles and used condoms that flow onto the beach during high tide, the trash cans overflowing with hot dog remnants and Big Gulp containers—today's Coney Island is not the Coney Island of yore.  "Coney Island Baby" my ass, there are less women toting parasols and more gangstas toting 9mms. 

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[A GIRL CAN DREAM] WrongWoods Credenza from Matter

I seriously love pretty much everything Matter has in their collection, but I have to admit that I must have contributed to their Brooklyn store's demise.  Why?  Because every time I went in there, I was drooling all over myself, but left without buying anything (sorry, but it was like $45 for a goddamned bottle opener).

Check out this WrongWoods credenza at the ridiculous price of $3,800. 

A girl can dream, right?

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