[ASK] You've Got Questions...We've Got Answers

Yes, I realize the whole formspring thing happened a few of months ago, but I'm launching this snazzy new blog NOW, so whaddyawantfromme??

Anyway, we know that you've got questions and, luckily, we've got answers...lotsssss of answers. So yeah, feel free to keep asking away (you can always click on "ask" above) or reach us on our formspring profile. Ask for tips, tricks, hints. Ask us about shit that you're challenged with. Hell, ask us about whatever the fuck you want... we're here FOR YOU. To kick this party off, I thought I'd share some of our more "entertaining" recent inquiries.

Ready. Set. Go.  

Do you know that Blog is actually spelled with an "O" and not an "A?" I wasn't sure if you knew that?

OMG, NOOOOO! Shit, i had no fucking idea!? Thank you SOOOOOOOO much for filling me in. Now I feel pretty silly!

Are you an interior designer, or what?

Nope. Though I do have every issue of Domino magazine ever released...does that count?

I don't get laid much and I'm afraid its because I have a lame apartment. What can I do?

Well, the fact that you are self-aware enough to even have this thought is a good thing. Though on the flipside, if you think this shit is actually true, you might just be on to something.

I mean, how lame are we talking here? Do you have a futon instead of a bed? Is there anything covering your windows? Do you have superhero sheets?

My best advice would be to immediately take a poll amongst your female friends and find out what their take is. Try to ask people whose apartments you've been to and like. If the consensus is your place sucks a dick, fix it! Bribe one of your chick friends to come shopping with you and spruce that shit up. You don't go crazytown, but at least get yourself some fucking blinds.

Why does everyone misspell design? I know a lot of people who spell it desing, and I think that's stupid.

Uh, I'm guessing this is really a case of people making typos more than misspelling the word. Like I can't believe that there are actually people out there that think design is spelled "desing." Anyway, this is the perfect opportunity to bring up the fact that the single most valuable class that I have EVER taken in my life (h.s. and college) was a typing class. Out of all of the other crap I've learned throughout the years, that one has proved to be the most important.

There is soooo much more where this came from.