[COOKED] Beaba Baby Food Maker

We all have that one friend or coworker that insists that they are SO BUSY. 

"Oh my god, I'm SO busy," they'll say, returning from their 14th coffee run of the day.  They fire up Facebook and GChat as they continue to list off ALL of the things they have to do.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.  The definition of "multi-tasking" isn't juggling Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.  But these are usually people in their 20's whose only responsibility is to themselves.

Let's look at the working mother, who has a full time job, a spouse (probably), and a gaggle of dirty, annoying kids to deal with when the day is done.  THAT is what busy is.  Which is why I have no fucking clue why Williams-Sonoma is trying to market this babyfood maker to the "busy mom" set.

This page was found in the most recent edition of the Williams-Sonoma catalog:

"FOR THE BUSY MOM," it says. 

Just like the Facebook argument, if you're THAT busy, why the fuck are you making your own baby food?  It's like complaining about how you have a million things to do, but you can't get them done until you're done churning your own butter.  GO TO THE STORE AND BUY THAT SHIT.  

Yo, if you want to make your own baby food and you have time, pick one of these things up.  But if you're actually that busy, you're probably going to do what my mom did, which was wrap a Pop Tart in a paper towel that I'd have to eat on the bus because we woke up late again. 

Now THAT's parenting.