'Dyson Wants To Vacuum Your Pet'...My Pet Wants To Firebomb Dyson

Srsly, dudez.  He just told me.

Oliver asked for some detailed instructions on:

1. How he could join Al Queda.

2. How he could then convince Al Queda that Dyson is a worthy target.

I wouldn't tell him, cause terrorism is wrong. But he's so fucking freaked out by these photos, I'm not sure what might happen. And I'm so confused by them I'm not quite sure what to say.

Apparently Dyson is going to start selling this attachment to their vacuum cleaners that aims to remove excess fur and skin cells before they actually shed. Great idea! Only that removal is apparently achieved by VACUUMING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DOG.

Do you know any dog on planet Earth that would actually allow this to take place? My dog Oliver's mortal enemy is the vacuum cleaner. The dude growls at the thing when he walks by and then does this "bulls of pamploma" move where he drags his foot back and forth on the floor as if he's gonna throw down with it.

He's already filed a restraining order against this attachment thingy, and I don't even own a Dyson vacuum cleaner to attach it to.

Oh, and he asked me to pretty please use the platform of my blahg blog to get out a message to all other dogs everywhere: BE AFRAID...BE V-E-R-Y AFRAID.

(via Apartment Therapy)