[GIFTED] Drunk Dogs

You know how sometimes you're just sitting around doing sudoku puzzles-n-stuff, and then you say to yourself out loud: OMGZ, MY DOG IS SO CUTE! IF ONLY I COULD GET HIS HAWT ASS ON A BOTTLE OF WINE!?

Just me?

Anyway. YOU CAN!

A Dog's Life wine allows you to send in pics of your dog (or pics of friends' hawt dogs), and then they print em, and stick em on a friggin bottle of wine! No clue if the wine is actually good or not, but who the hell cares! YOUR DOG IS ON THE BOTTLE! You can even customize it further with your own caption. i.e. MY DOG IS WAY HOTTER THAN YOURS, like just for example.

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'Dyson Wants To Vacuum Your Pet'...My Pet Wants To Firebomb Dyson

Srsly, dudez.  He just told me.

Oliver asked for some detailed instructions on:

1. How he could join Al Queda.

2. How he could then convince Al Queda that Dyson is a worthy target.

I wouldn't tell him, cause terrorism is wrong. But he's so fucking freaked out by these photos, I'm not sure what might happen. And I'm so confused by them I'm not quite sure what to say.

Apparently Dyson is going to start selling this attachment to their vacuum cleaners that aims to remove excess fur and skin cells before they actually shed. Only that is achieved by VACUUMING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DOG.

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[WHO GIVES A SHIT?] Decorating With Your Pet In Mind

Ok, so I know there is a shitload of stuff out of there about decorating with kids in mind, but I have a dog and don't want any kids, so all that crap bores me.

HOWEVER, I had a srsly rude awakening after we got our dog Oliver, and I wish that someone had given us the real deal scoop before he came trotting through the front door. Now that we've had him for 7+ years, I'm happy to give YOU the real deal scoop, and the real deal scoop is this: IF YOU HAVE ANY FURNITURE, DECOR OR ACCESSORIES THAT DO NOT WORK WITH YOUR PET, GET RID OF IT IMMEDIATELY.

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Cool or Not Cool: Pets on Furniture?

It's kind of fascinating when you start to uncover all the different rules people have for their pets:

* "Minnie is allowed on the den couch, but not on the Living Room couch. And she can go up on the kids' beds but not on my bed."

* "Smoky can rock out wherever he wants...EXCEPT for our bed. That's a no fly zone"

* "Luna isn't allowed on any of our furniture. Dogs used to sleep on the ground in the cold...he doesn't need to ruin my Chesterfield."

Whoa...Luna's mom is kind of a bitch.

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[COOL SHIT] Noisy Dog Studio Pet Portraits

So, duh: there are like a bajillion and one pet portrait artists out there these days. And I'm sure loads of them are super talented and paint pretty pictures of all your puppies-n-shit, but my favorite, favorite-ist, very fave-y pet portrait artist that I've come across through the years is Leigh from Noisy Dog Studio, and she's having a gigantic sale right now!

Leigh has been featured all over the place, from Design Sponge to Domino Magazine (cue tear to slowly roll down my cheek, I miss you Domino!), and trust me: her shit RULEZ. I'm lucky enough to have had Leigh paint a portrait of Oliver and if our apt caught on fire, this is like one of the first things I'd grab.

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