[GIFTED] Drunk Dogs
You know how sometimes you're just sitting around doing sudoku puzzles-n-stuff, and then you say to yourself out loud: OMGZ, MY DOG IS SO CUTE! IF ONLY I COULD GET HIS HAWT ASS ON A BOTTLE OF WINE!?
Just me?
Anyway. YOU CAN!
A Dog's Life wine allows you to send in pics of your dog (or pics of friends' hawt dogs), and then they print em, and stick em on a friggin bottle of wine! No clue if the wine is actually good or not, but who the hell cares! YOUR DOG IS ON THE BOTTLE! You can even customize it further with your own caption. i.e. MY DOG IS WAY HOTTER THAN YOURS, like just for example.
And duhsies: it doesn't stop with the wine. You can get Real Dog dog biscuits, Real Dog jerky...even REAL CAT Catnip, for those of you that are more into the felines.
Or, if you're way the hell nicer (READ: LESS VAIN) than I am, you can buy some wine from the Rescue Series: photos of actual rescue dogs are featured and 10% of proceeds go to support dog rescue groups.
But let's get real, ppl: if you had a dog who was this dead sexy, I'm sure you'd plaster his face all over bottles of wine and crap too. I mean, right??
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