[GIFTED] Drunk Dogs

You know how sometimes you're just sitting around doing sudoku puzzles-n-stuff, and then you say to yourself out loud: OMGZ, MY DOG IS SO CUTE! IF ONLY I COULD GET HIS HAWT ASS ON A BOTTLE OF WINE!?

Just me?

Anyway. YOU CAN!

A Dog's Life wine allows you to send in pics of your dog (or pics of friends' hawt dogs), and then they print em, and stick em on a friggin bottle of wine! No clue if the wine is actually good or not, but who the hell cares! YOUR DOG IS ON THE BOTTLE! You can even customize it further with your own caption. i.e. MY DOG IS WAY HOTTER THAN YOURS, like just for example.

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[YOU'RE WELCOME] Bangin' Hostess Gifts

When I cook for friends, it's generally assumed that I only expect them to bring the biggest bottle of the cheapest wine they can find.

But, for those of you out there that have a disposable income AND try to keep it classy (did you ever know that you're my hero?), you may want to show up to a dinner party with more than just a cheap bottle of hooch. 

You want to bring something thoughtful, something genuine.  Something relatively cheap and not too personal.

That's right, we're talking hostess gifts.   

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[GIFTED] Father's Day

True story: my family calls me the "gift whisperer." If you need to buy a gift for someone, here's some shit that might actually work (you're welcome).

Ok, look: I could put together a whole thoughtful, creative list of shit you could potentially get for your Father's Day gift from a crapload of interesting, unique well curated stores online. But let's get real: IT'S WEDNESDAY.

And since Father's Day is Sunday, unless your ass is shelling out $40 for express shipping, you need some crap you can buy locally. So if you're as lazy as I am, sit back and peep some ideas for quick, easy, non-sucky Father's Day prezzies that you can all find at your friendly neighborhood mall.

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[GIFTED] Custom Sigg Bottles

Need to buy a gift for someone? Here's some shit that might actually work (you're welcome).

I'm mostly pretty fucking lazy. And true confessions, that trait doesn't go along too well with being green. But yeah, I try, and I recycle, and I even bought those goddamned CFL's for our lamps that take a million years to warm up and turn on, so I don't totally suck.

So yeah, we all need our own water bottle (say no to plastic!) and this custom Sigg version from Cafe Press is pretty friggin kewl.

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