I Would Go Gay For Nigella Lawson

I have so many goddamned reasons to hate Nigella Lawson, my brain gets scrambled when I try to process them all:

1. She's totally hot-n-gorge in a non-skinny girl way.

2. She's married to Charles Saatchi and is, therefore, richer than you, me, and everyone who googles this blahg, now and forever.

3. She's an amazing chef. I'm serious, ppl: have you seen her show?! Pretty much whatever she makes I want to immeds eat ANNNNND then rub all over my body.

Now comes word that apperently Nigella's neighbors hate her too!...though that's allegedly mostly due to the fact that her rich hubs is none too pleased with their posh London neighbors upstairs, who have been taking way the fuck too long to renovate their apartment. The dude has been so incensed about it in fact, that he dismantled some scaffolding of theirs his OWN DAMN SELF one particularly harrowing day. Daym.

Anyway, unsurprisingly Nigella's apt is drop dead gorge. Her husband bought it 9 years ago for 3.8 million pounds and now he's allegedly gonna sell it for 36 million pounds. Don't worry about the math--I just converted that for you, and it works out to 1 bajillion U.S. dollars.

Anyway, I love/hate Nigella pretty hard...and would totally go gay for her.

(via Jezebel)

p.s. Here's a glimpse of her library, from an old ish of House & Garden: