BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

I thought you should know that I asked Jackie Astier's apartment to marry me!

AND HER APARTMENT SAID YES!

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I Would Go Gay For Nigella Lawson

I have so many goddamned reasons to hate Nigella Lawson, my brain gets scrambled when I try to process them all:

1. She's totally hot-n-gorge in a non-skinny girl way.

2. She's married to Charles Saatchi and is, therefore, richer than you, me, and everyone who googles this blahg, now and forever.

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[DESIGN CRUSH] Ellen Matthews, SNL Photog

l've always loved the photographs shown during the commercial breaks during SNL...like sometimes more than the actual show. And thanks to I Heart You, a chick who is way the fuck less lazier than I am, I now know these photographs are taken by Mary Ellen Matthews.

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