[I'M OBSESSED] Neon Wallpaper

First of all, when the hell did Apartment Therapy start using the word "rad?"

Second of all, did you know that I love wallpaper more than some members of my own family?? Cause yeah...I do.

Third of all, I want every last goddamned one of these delicious, neon-infused wallpapers. I want to hang them on my walls and then rub up against them with my naked body while blasting Tribe Called Quest.

Are you turned on yet??

Oriental Orchid Wallpaper, $350/roll at Timorous BeastiesI think I'm going to put this one in my dressing room...which is actually an empty bedroom that we had outfitted to hold all of my beautiful clothes and jewelry and shoes and purses. I have A LOT of that shit, because well: I totally fucking deserve it. And duh: most people who live in NYC apartments usually have extra bedrooms, so I just turned one into a closet! Why not! My clothes are sooo pretttty!

Luxury Part I: Material, designed by Joanna Bean, $150-350/roll at Flavor Paper ; Feroz, designed by Kravitz Design, $250-350/roll at Flavor Paper

If I didn't hate kids and had a little boy, I would so put this neon blue shit in that little dude's room. But instead I think I'll put in our dog Oliver's room! Oh yeah, our dog has his own bedroom! Cause that's how hawt he is. And he deserves it too! That jungle boogie paper is clearly going in our 3rd powder room...the one with the gold vanity.

Clearly, there is no better spot for this peony paper then in my flower arranging room! I get fresh flowers delivered every day and then I make bundles of fresh bouqets that I drop off at all my friend's houses as I ride around on my very expensive bike with a basket in the front. But I don't wear a helmet, cause then I wouldn't look nearly chic, and carefree.

Ok fine so the dressing room is a lie. And the powder room...and dog room, and flower arranging room too. But everything else is totally true...including the fact that I'd make sexy time with every single one of these mofo wallpapers.

(via Apartment Therapy)