[MAYBE SHE LIVES HERE?] Julianne Moore in Allure Mag

So, sometimes I like to pretend that I know the people who are in all of those pretty fashion magazines, and by "know them" I mean know them well enough to get invited over to their houses for dinner. The only hitch is, I don't know them...like at all. And so I need to use my imagination and guess where they live based on how cool they look. It's kind of sad, really, but then sometimes it gets me thinking: Maybe She Lives Here?

I would TOTALLY go gay for Julianne Moore. So for those of you playing along, so far I'd be a lez for: Nigella Lawson, Penelope Cruz, and now JM. As long as we're on topic, I may as well add Portia de Rossi (a real life lesbian!). Anyway, I'm completely obsessed with this photo of JM from the Nov. issue of Allure.

First of all, that bathing suit is HAWT. And I don't normally get excited about bathing suits (which I'm guessing is the case for anyone that isn't skinny). I imagine that one day I will be skinny, and rockin out in bikinis and then bathing suits will be all I think about. But for now, they are pretty much worse than Hitler. Anyway, Julianne! So hawt bathing suit + fur coat is pretty much perfection.

And then the color of her hair is just like totally fucking mesmerizing, I mean right? And she is drop dead GORGEOUS. That dude leaning up against the wall behind her annoys me though. Clearly he is not cool enough for JM and it just bothers me that someone even put him there. I think there should be some super hot Italian guy there, with longish, greasy hair and some scruff.

So, based on this hawt photo, I think maybe Julianne Moore could live here:

Have you ever seen this place? It is SICK to the power of infinity. It's called the Sheats-Goldstein house and it was designed by architect James Lautner. Lautner is one of my fave architects and is totes the master of that modern, organic LA house in the hills vibe. You've seen his homes in like a billion movies and TV shows, including James Bond, Charlie's Angels and a whole bunch of others.

So yeah: Jules could pretty much walk around that joint 24/7 in a rotating cast of bathing suits and fur coats and just always fit in.

Image: Tycho Saariste

To die for, right???