Sheets-n-Blankets-n-Shit

I'm not sure what the hell is wrong with me, but I mostly hate like 9.9 out of 10 linen/bedding designs.

Now, solid colors are fine, obvies--it's mostly the pattern stuff. I'm not sure why this happens, but it happens to me like e-v-e-r-y single time I walk through the bedding dept of any major department store, Bed, Bath and Beyond, TJ Maxx or whatevs. I pretty much just wanna barf everywhere.

Case in point, here are samples from the first few pages of results on Bloomingdales.com:

Needless to say, I hate them all.

And keep in mind: this is some expensive shit! Calvin Klein, Vera Wang, blah, blah, blah.

Now truth be told, I pretty much hate sets of anything. But, still... there's nothing here that I would even remotely want to mix and match.

What the hell is wrong with me? Or do all y'all hate most bedding too?

TELL ME I'M NOT ALONE!