[I'M OBSESSED] Dark Bathrooms

Patrick Cline for Lonny MagI found this image in the latest issue of Lonny Mag, and I've basically been jerking off to it ever since.

I. CAN'T. GET. ENOUGH.

If someone in the NYC metropolitan area can immeds turn my stupid bathroom into this moody, gorgeous, sex-on-a-stick bathroom, please get in touch with me pronto. I don't care how much it costs...I'll just give you my bank account number and we can talk deets later.

Duh, this place belongs to some adorbs gay couple with impeccable taste, who live in the W. Village with a froofy little dog. I'm pretty sure we should all be besties (including our pups).

So yeah...dark bathrooms. TOTALLY feelin it.

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RUB-A-DUB-DUB: Redesign Your Gross Bathroom

If your bathroom looks anything like mine, you’ve got some mold on the liner of your shower curtain and so many stray hairs on the floor and in the sink that you often wonder if you have Alopecia.  TMI?  Sorry.  

I myself made the mistake of buying the cheapest shower curtain at Target, only to realize that it was the ugliest shower curtain in the history of mankind.  Orange, with turquoise, pink, red, white, and yellow stripes.  It looked like fucking Cinco de Mayo up in my bathroom and I nearly had a seizure every time I needed to take a shower.

So, let's take a look at some stuff that can spruce up any bathroom.  The stray hairs, though?  Those are all on you.   

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