Entries in sex on a stick (5)

Friday
Sep242010

BLOGGERS ARE HERE: A Song For Nate Berkus

Dudez.

Jenny from My Favorite and My Best (i.e. that blog that's WAY the fuck better than either mine or yours) wrote and performed a song inspired by the events of #nateday or #nateday921 or #nategate.

And it's, perhaps, the best thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. There is singing, and dancing, and writhing seductively on beds.

Click through to see for yourself.

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Friday
Aug272010

Don't You Wish Every Day Was Nate Day?

I'M GOING TO SEE THE NATE BERKUS SHOW TODAY!

I'M GOING TO SEE THE NATE BERKUS SHOW TODAY!

I'M GOING TO SEE THE NATE BERKUS SHOW TODAY!

And I am d-e-t-e-r-m-i-n-e-d to run my goddammned fingers through that man's hair.

Stay tuned for deets and a full report in 3...2...

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Thursday
Jul292010

Dear Zara Home: I LOVE YOU. Like A Lot

Can someone, ANYONE, anywhere please explain to me why, why, why, w-h-y we still don't yet have a Zara Home store here stateside??? This fact literally kills me, like dead on the floor, every time I think about it.

For those of you who have never been, Zara Home is a furniture/decor store, open throughout Europe, from the peeps behind the Zara clothing stores (which we have PLENTY of). The store itself is kind of like Anthropologie on crack (though not quite so foofy). It reminds me a lot of ABC Carpet in NYC, but way the hell cheaper. They have gorgeous bedding, soooo many super chic accessories, lovely furniture, dishes, flatware...basically its amazeballs.

Several years ago Greg and I took a trip to Spain that happened to coincide with our move into our new apartment. Planning ahead, I decided to bring an empty suitcase so that I could cart back all the booty I planned to buy at Zara Home.

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Wednesday
Jul282010

[I'M OBSESSED] Decor Demon

Hey, uhm...does anyone know how to frame a website and hang it over your couch? Either that or maybe I'll cancel my cable and just run a slideshow of pics from THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE ON THE WHOLE ENTIRE DUB DUB DUB IN A CONSTANT LOOP (EXCEPT FOR TUESDAY NIGHTS WHEN PRETTY LITTLE LIARS IS ON): DECOR DEMON!!

This hot piece of internet sexiness is the work of Brian Patrick Flynn, and trust: you will soooo be pickin up what he's puttin down. Like insanely chic-n-gorge spaces that he designs for all sorts of fancy and non-fancy people (with links and scoop on all his sources--cause he CARES), beautiful photography (from Sarah Dorio), and so many killer, affordable ideas for shit you can immediately copy, your head's gonna explode.

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Tuesday
Jul062010

[I'M OBSESSED] Dark Bathrooms

Patrick Cline for Lonny MagI found this image in the latest issue of Lonny Mag, and I've basically been jerking off to it ever since.

I. CAN'T. GET. ENOUGH.

If someone in the NYC metropolitan area can immeds turn my stupid bathroom into this moody, gorgeous, sex-on-a-stick bathroom, please get in touch with me pronto. I don't care how much it costs...I'll just give you my bank account number and we can talk deets later.

Duh, this place belongs to some adorbs gay couple with impeccable taste, who live in the W. Village with a froofy little dog. I'm pretty sure we should all be besties (including our pups).

So yeah...dark bathrooms. TOTALLY feelin it.

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