[BITCH-SPIRATION] DOUCHEY CO-WORKER YOU HATE BUT HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE

You guys have "inspiration boards" and mood boards," but that ain't my thang. Here at Design Blahg, we've got "Bitch-spiration boards." Here's what I'm bitch-spired by today: DOUCHEY CO-WORKER YOU HATE BUT HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE

We’ve all got ‘em.  They’re constantly talking, and whether or not you’re actually listening (you’ve got your headphones on for Christ’s sake!), it doesn’t matter to them. 

When they’re not guilting you into coming out after work for happy hour, they’re dragging you into the bathroom to tell you some benign bit of gossip that you don’t care about. They send high priority all staff emails about deeply personal things that should NEVER be shared, like, ever, in the history of the world. 

If you're thinking, "This isn't me, I'm not an asshole like that"—GOOD.  But if you have aspirations to be someone out of Office Space, get to your nearest generic supply store and pick up some of this shit...

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[BITCH-SPIRATION] I Hate Everyone On The Subway

You guys have "inspiration boards" and mood boards," but that ain't my thang. Here at Design Blahg, we've got "Bitch-spiration boards." Here's what I'm bitch-spired by today: I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE ON THE SUBWAY.

If you live in NYC and you're not Mr. Big, you ride the subway. And if you ride the subway with any sort of frequency, you run into a whole hell of a lot of subway douchery.

While "expect the unexpected" is certainly the motto of any NYC commuter, there *is* some shit that you know you can count on (I'm looking at you teenaged hip hop troupe).

So yeah: If you have any aspirations to be a subway douche, here's all the shit you'll need to get started!

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