[GEEK OUT] Meninos: Home furnishings for dorks

Let's take an inventory of everything I own that could be considered expensive:

An Apple iPhone, a sectional sofa from West Elm, a SONY Digital camera, an Apple iPod, an Apple MacBook (Also, don't break into my fucking apartment because I can't afford to replace this shit). 

Pretty much everything else I own is from Target.  So, we can conclude that the only things I spend my money on are Apple products, but as a reluctant Apple devotee, I don't really get the hype and rabid loyalty that some dorks feel toward Apple. 

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