Kids Rooms

So, as we all know around here: I'm not so much a kid person. 

I mean, I'm sure your kids are ridiculously cute and adorable and blah, blah, blah, blah, but also I like to sleep in until 10am on the weekends and spend ridiculous amounts of money on stupid shit like wrapping paper and caviar for my eggs in the morning. So no kids for me. 

BUT!

Thanks to, yet again, the magic of Pinterest, I keep coming across some pretty killer kiddie boudoirs.

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Nate Show Now Featuring Totally Annoying Children

You now how sometimes you really wanna break up with someone, but you're just way too much of a pussy to actually do it? So instead you just start acting like an asshole and trying to sabotage shit in the hopes that the other person will just get so frustrated that they'll break up with you? Anyone? Just me?

Anyway, at this point it honestly almost seems like that's what's going on with the Nate Show. I mean, are they just purposely trying to make this so bad, Big O will just have no choice but to go ahead and pull the plug? Cause otherwise, how the fuck did 20 people sit around a table during a production meeting and decide to put on this snotty 11-year-old "fashion designer"?? How?

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[COOL SHIT] Chalkboard Animals

If you made the mistake of having kids, you'll know that children LOVE to mess everything up, mostly because they just can't help wanting to draw on shit.  The only time I was ever spanked as a child was when I drew on our beautiful deck with a permanent marker.  My question?  Who left the stupid permanent marker out for the 4-year-old to get ahold of?  Sounds like bad parenting to me, MOM AND DAD.

But whatever.  These Chalkboard Animal decals from Ochelly ($55.98 for a set of 6 animal decals) will allow the little bastards the thrill of drawing on the walls, but you don't have to worry about A.) cleaning it up or B.) dealing with a wall of gross chalkboard paint in your home for the rest of your life.  The decals promise to remove easily and are, allegedly, reusable.