[COOKED] Brooklynese Cawffee Tawk

Cooked: where obnoxious foodies can revel in various kitchen gadgetry porn.  

When I was in college, I had a bunch of roommates who were Italian.  And by "were Italian," I mean, they were American and lived to castigate people for not saying Italian words correctly.  It's not "moz/er/ella" it's "MUTZARELLLLLLLLLLLLL."  Bitch, please.  Have you ever even been to Italy?  YOU'RE A FRAUD. 

Anyway, making fun of accents is fun, faux or not, and this Brooklynese Cawffee Tawk set from Fish's Eddy does all of the work for you. 

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