[COOKED] Brooklynese Cawffee Tawk

Cooked: where obnoxious foodies can revel in various kitchen gadgetry porn.  

When I was in college, I had a bunch of roommates who were Italian.  And by "were Italian," I mean, they were American and lived to castigate people for not saying Italian words correctly.  It's not "moz/er/ella" it's "MUTZARELLLLLLLLLLLLL."  Bitch, please.  Have you ever even been to Italy?  YOU'RE A FRAUD. 

Anyway, making fun of accents is fun, faux or not, and this Brooklynese Cawffee Tawk set from Fish's Eddy does all of the work for you.  The creamuh and shuguh will only set you back $9.95, and the cawffee mug is equally cheap at $10.95. 

All you need are the bagels.