[WHO GIVES A SHIT] Decorating For Fall?

image: HGTVUhm, wtf is all this "decorating for Fall" shit all about!? You're lucky that my apt is decorated at ALL.

I mean, do you ppl seriously change the decor of your home based on the season?? SERIOUSLY?

Look, despite the fact that I'm a Jew, I get the whole Christmas thing. I think xmas trees are fun, and I can see throwing up a wreath or two to get into the xmas spirit in December. But I sure as fuck don't need to learn how to string a garland of leaves over the lighting fixture in my living room or uncover 101 neat things to do with colorful gourds.

Speaking of Christmas, I actually think this seasonal decorating is all part of some master plan to move all the xmas decorating shit up even EARLIER. Cause a Poinsettia and twinkly little lights are just a leetle bitty step away from that "Fall mantle vignette" your ass just staged.

Here's how I'm "decorating" for Fall:

• I recently took out our wool blanket that had been hibernating in the closet through this entire long, hot, wet American Summer.
• I got our space heater out from down in our basement storage locker.

THAT'S IT.

So please tell me once and for all: are you actually decorating for Fall??

UPDATE: @jesdon just linked my ass to the best fall decorating rant I've EVER read in my whole entire life from McSweeney's: It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers!