Z Gallerie Gets No Respect

Why the hell doesn't anyone ever talk about Z Gallerie?? I don't get it.

True they do have some weird shit. But also they have some fab, chic furniture and accessories, and its shockingly well priced. And if you must know, I'm totally dying over these turquoise leather wingback chairs.

And after looking at their website, there's like a million billion other things there that I want too.

Check em:

Fuck you very much...I don't care what you say, I still dig animal heads even though they are trendy and over. Rhinos are hella cute. I would spraypaint this bitch gold and you would come over to my place and bow down to its hawtness (Rhino Head, $49.95).

Uhm, the minute you call something a "bling sphere" is the minute I decide I want it. BADLY. I would buy 5 or 6 or these mofos to use in glass vases for flower arrangements. They'd look gorge in an x-mas arrangment. (and I'm a goddamned Jew, ppl!) (Bling Spheres, $16.95/ea).

I don't know, but maybe this would work at the end of our bed? I need a fairly narrow bench as we don't have a ton of room and this sucker is only 16" deep (Lola Bench, $349).

These bar accessories are just fab, and would totally go with my house in the Hamptons if I had one...which I don't. But still. (Cabana Bar Set, $44.95).

Perfect for an NYC apt, a collapsible faux-croc bar table. Pull that shit out when you have a party, and voila! You have a bar! Then when everyone leaves you can fold it up and put it away. If, of course, you're lucky enough to have a closet (and you're not an alcoholic) (Faux Croc Bar Table, $149.95).

If you don't love these Acrylic napkin rings, there's probably something very, very wrong with you (Acrylic Square Napkin Rings, $15.80/set of 4).

Yeah, so anyway...I think you bitchz best respect the ZEE.

And here's more from their Fall preview.