A Million Ridiculous Quotes from Million Dollar Decorators

I got my hands on an advanced copy of the premiere episode of Bravo's new reality show, Million Dollar Decorators and let me just say this.

You better buy a hat and hold the fuck onto it.  

This show is RIDICULOUS.

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YOU'RE WELCOME: A Gift Guide for BBQs

Memorial Day Weekend is upon us, and, of course, it signifies the official start of the summer.

Forget the fact that if you've been in the Northeast the past few weeks, the rainy, depressing weather has probably got you wanting to slit your wrists just so you can see some goddamned color.

Here comes the sun, everyone.

CORONAS. BOARD SHORTS. CHAMBRAY. BBQS.

What's that, Jessie Spano? You are so excited, so excited, so scared for this gift guide to summer BBQs?

Damn straight.

Head over to You're Welcome to check it out.  And bring beer.

[INTERVIEW'D] Keeping Up With Jeff Andrews

Jeff Andrews is an Los Angeles-based designer who has an impressive roster of celebrity clients. 

In this interview, he tells us about the Kardashians, designing a room for Dexter, how much adores Skechers Shape-Ups, and how tall Ryan Seacrest really is.

You just recently designed Khloe and Lamar's place.  How did you get hooked up with the Kardashians?

I started with them because I was actually working with Ryan Seacrest and he introduced us.

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YOU'RE WELCOME: Gifts for the Nautically-Obsessed

Mid-life crisises manifest themselves differently with different people.  Some people act out "The Pina Colada Song" and troll for anonymous sex at midnight while they may or may not be caught in the rain.  Some people have sex with the babysitter.  Some people buy a car they can't afford.  This guy, however, bought a boat.  His family didn't see it coming.  They had no clue they were being signed up for a life at sea.

Batten the hatches!  I see a gift guide for the nautically-obsessed off the starboard side!

Jump overboard to You're Welcome to see it. 

[VOTE 4 US] Brooklyn Flea Spree

Erica and I headed down to the Brooklyn Flea Market earlier today to participate in the Brooklyn Flea Spree, hosted by The Hip Girl's Guide to Homemaking. 

We were one of five teams of bloggers given $25 and let loose in the market to pick up the best home goods possible.

We picked up some sweet glasses from the 1960's, a spiral napkin holder, and letters that spell out our favorite ethnic greeting. 

The other bloggers did a great job at picking out other items, but you should probably forget about all of that and go vote for us. 

All votes have to be in by Monday, May 9 and midnight, so get over there.  FAST. 

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