A Million Ridiculous Quotes from Million Dollar Decorators

I got my hands on an advanced copy of the premiere episode of Bravo's new reality show, Million Dollar Decorators and let me just say this:

You better buy a hat and hold the fuck onto it.  

This show is RIDICULOUS.

What sets this show apart from other decorating shows (with very similar names, BTW) is that it’s not a crop of wannabe decorators, or decorators just starting out and looking to make it in the “wuhhhhhhld of desiggggggggn.”

Instead, it’s a cast of very well-established, very highly-paid nutcases.

The show premieres tomorrow on Bravo, and you can come back for full-on episode Design Blahg recaps starting on Wednesday, but here’s a list of the most ridiculous quotes from the premiere episode.

“I don’t get out of bed for less than 1 million dollars.”

“There’s only a handful of decorators at this level and we ALL know each other.”  

“Sometimes I think my job is more important than the President of the United States.”

“I don’t follow the trends, I set them.”

“Even when I was 20, I had a baby grand piano in my apartment.”

“One thing my clients all have in common is that they’re rich.”

“Mary is the pied piper of the gays, because she is fabulous!”

Buckle your seatbelts, kids.  This show is going to be out of control.

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