BLOGGER TAG SALE: T-O-M-O-R-R-O-W

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You're only a daaaaay awaaaaaay!

Yo, bitches: The Blogger Tag Sale is TOMORROW! Are you ready? Are you doing it? Cause all the cool kids are.

It's not too late...don't be a lazy SOB. Take some pics today, post some shit tomorrow, add your name to our growing list of participating bloggers (on either Sketch42's blog or right HURR) and make a million dollars (minus the 10% your ass is gonna donate, right?).

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[Design on TV #4] The Golden Girls

Design on TV is a new recurring column that allows TV fanatics to step into their favorite show's world by offering up a list of real-life items that will allow you to trick out your place in that show's signature fashion.  Some people call it "homage."  Some people call it "sick."  We call it "entertaining."

Design on TV #4: The Golden Girls

Let's face it.  It's kind of crazy that a show that could be described as "slutty grandmas and their hilarious antics" could be so popular, but I know I'm not alone in saying that this show is seriously one of my favorites of all time. 

The geriatric hijinks of Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sofia proved that a bunch of broads in their 50's could make America laugh—consistently—for seven seasons.  And thanks to reruns on Lifetime and the Hallmark Channel, we ain't never gonna forget these ladies, long after they all die off (WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK, BETTY WHITE).

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[DESIGN STAR RECAP] Episode 2: Fashion Forward Room Design

Buckle your seatbelts kids, cause now that the goose feathers have been wet vac'd up, it was a good ole fashioned Dicks v. Chicks battle royale tonight on ep numero dos of Design Star!

Yaaaaaaay!

"Julie blew away like a feather." HA! Nice one, Michael.

Anyway, after the dust settles, all the designers scurry off to get their new assignment. Not before Nina takes a fire hose filled with bitch and soaks the shit out of everyone in the "Penthouse" though.

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A Rainbow of Crazy

Have you ever seen those color co-ordinated bookshelves and thought to yourself, Ugh, that is so stupid, the people who do this to their books are a whole lotta crazy.

Yeah, um, me too.

So how come I found myself arranging my books by color tonight? It was one of those out-of-body experiences; my husband is out of town and I'm at the point of pulling out a glue gun and bedazzling my jeans. Or maybe the cat. 

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[THINGS IN HIS HOUSE THAT MAKE ME SAD] Weird Candles

There are many things in his apartment that make Anna Goldfarb from Shmitten Kitten sad (sometimes glad, but mostly sad). She's promised to tell us all about them (yay!).

Why does it smell like a locker room filled with rotten apples in here? Oh, that's his candle? He's trying to make his house smell like this on purpose? Oy vey.

I don't hate all candles, just stinky, old, dusty, disfigured ones that punch me in the face with their stench. Who wants to smell spiced apples when it's practically summer? At least make your shitty candle seasonally appropriate. Throw me a clean linen or sea breeze, dude!

Where did he get it? Maybe it was a present from a co-worker at last year's Christmas party? Or, maybe his sister gave it to him for his birthday? Who knows?

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