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Friday
Aug132010

[I'M OBSESSED] Gwyneth Paltrow's Kitchen

OMG.

OMG.

OMG.

Michaelangelo's David. Versailles. Those bitches have NOTHING on Gwyneth Paltrow's Tribeca kitchen. I think this might be the most beautiful space I've ever seen in my whole life...like e-v-e-r.

Yes I have a white obsesh...and a marble obsesh, and so clearly this shit is like a Playboy spread pour moi.

I mean do you SEE how thick that marble slab is on her island!? I want to lay naked on that thing while Gwynnie feeds me grapes. Or I'll feed her grapes. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. All I know is, I'm *very* turned on.

That gorgeous silver cabinet in the corner!? The thick white drapes!? OH and check this shizzy out:

Bitch has got a GORGEOUS lilac (suede?) banquette!? With that STUNNING wallpaper!?

It's hard for me to see the details of her cabinet hardware in the kitch, but that's like the one thing in that space that looks sort of meh to me. Everything else = hot sex on a stick.

I die.

Times a million billion.

(via Hooked on Houses)

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