[I'M OBSESSED] Painted Marbleized Wood Floors

Oh sorry. I know I need to write some stuff for this post thingy, but I'm too busy jerking off to images of this motherfucking floor.

Looks like marble, right? Or tiles? WELL IT'S NOT, SUCKERS! It's paint. That's right, you heard me P-A-I-N-T.

How hard to we all love Miles Redd, gang???

Every time I see something like this I have an uncontrollable urge to call up every last bitch that said to me "WHAT?? YOU'RE GOING TO PAINT YOUR FLOORS???," when we bought our apt and just say "nanny nanny foo foo, btchz!"

Even though our floor doesn't look nearly as cool as this one, I can see the possibilities thanks, of course, to Mr. Redd. And they are VAST.

[PHONE DIALING SOUND EFFECTS. This is me calling storage companies to see how much it would cost to have someone come pick up all of our furniture in our living room and store it this weekend so that I can paint these diamond-y, marble-y things all up in this bitch].

[New York Magazine via Curbed].