[9 BY DESIGN RECAP] Episode 5: With Benefits

Ok, this shit is getting a little eerie: we're five weeks into 9 By Design, and there is literally not ONE FRIGGIN THING I can find wrong with this family.

I mean, have you people SEEN my other blog? All I do is make fun of bitchez. Our tagline is "embrace the hate," so yeah: I'm REALLY good at embracing it. And yet, here's what I did tonight during a good portion of this latest ep of 9 By Design...

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9 By Design: ANOTHER House Tour

Just in case you haven't gotten enough of Cortney-n-Robert Novogratz's OMFG house on the West Side Hwy yet on their new show 9 By Design, their spread in Living, Etc or their interactive NY Times piece, Apartment Therapy has a house tour!

While I normally dig the house tours on AT, it looks like it was kind of rainy day when they went over, so the pics are really just meh for me.

Though also I will never, ever, never, ever, EVER get sick of looking at pics of this house as I want to move in, lick the walls, and make sweet love to it all day and ALL night.

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[9 BY DESIGN RECAP] Episode 4: Weekend In The Hamptons

Phrase of the week? "Let's blow this out."

Get your minds out of the fucking gutter ppl...this isn't what Robert said during their nanny interviews (zing!)

This week the Novos are re-doing a guest house out on Long Island and trying to find some full-time help for their kids (who, after 3 weeks, I somehow still don't hate! Yay!).

So yeah, this "guest house" out on Long Island is owned by someone who, unlike Dave Barry, doesn't want their face plastered all over my flatscreen. They're keeping shit anon...so anon, in fact that Cortney told one of her staffers that they'd never be meeting "him." Borrrrring.

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[9 BY DESIGN RECAP] Episode 3: Major Work Out

Holy shit I can't get enough of this show.

First of all, can we just talk about how hot Bob and Cortney Novogratz are? I mean, RIGHT?? I'm not even exactly sure what it is about them that's so hot, but these two just ooze sex and coolness. It's like you can't decide if you want to fuck them or be their best friends.

We're only three weeks in and this might be my favorite Bravo reality TV show of all (ok, not more favorite than Real Housewives, but no one fights or backstabs on this show, so its not really a fair fight).

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