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Jun112010

When In Doubt, Decorate With Jelly Beans

So, as we all know summer is upon us! Many of you might be looking for some new and inexpensive ways to freshen up your decor, and embrace the warm weather in your own homes.

Luckily Kelly Kiloren Bensimon from the Real Housewives of New York has the answer: JELLLLLLLYYYYYYBBBBEEEAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSS!!

YAAAAAAAY!

Just because you know what Ikat fabric looks like and reupholstered an x-bench with your own bare hands, doesn't mean you have any fucking clue what you're talking about. Luckily, now you have Kelly!

Please press play above and watch this idiotic display. Then take a bottle of bleach, pour it directly into your ears so that it can wash out your brain, and then let's just all start over, ok?

NOTE: This woman is in charge of the welfare and well-being of two small children. I mean alsfjslafjs;adlfjsdlfjsljfsljflsjf!!!???

(via MFAMB)

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