HOORAY! Extreme Dream Home!

Did you guys see the Extreme Dream Home skit on SNL this weekend with Emma Stone? Was pretty hilars. Also, I'm pretty sure that's exactly how I'd react if someone told me I won that barftastical Vern Yip Urban Oasis apt from HGTV.

Watch hurr.

I Would Go Gay For Nigella Lawson

I have so many goddamned reasons to hate Nigella Lawson, my brain gets scrambled when I try to process them all:

1. She's totally hot-n-gorge in a non-skinny girl way.

2. She's married to Charles Saatchi and is, therefore, richer than you, me, and everyone who googles this blahg, now and forever.

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Shall We Start Taking Bets On When The Nate Show's Gonna Get Cancelled?

I give it two more months max.

I hate to say it, but that shit is getting worse and worse by the day. I still Tivo it just for funzies, and I honestly can't even get through it, even if I triple FF the whole time.

Others are noticing too like the NY Post: Nate Ain't Great and Queerty: How Come Nobody is Watching Nate Berkus's Daytime Talk Show (Because it's Bad).

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[I'M OBSESSED] Phoenix

So, uhm, just so you guys know before it starts to hit all of the gossip mags today and before my ass shows up on Tyra, the lead singer of Phoenix: Thomas Mars is like totally way into me. And I mean, like WAY.

And yeah, we all know about all the really obvious shit you can do when you're way way into someone, like:

* send them flowers
* dedicate a song to them on a mainstream radio show
* get their face tattooed on your back
* stalk them

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10 Reasons You Should Immeds Audition For HGTV's Design Star

Ok, so HGTV is casting for its next season of Design Star and you know who should totally try out??? YOU!

I'm serious, ppl. Many of you have blogs and some of them actually don't suck! You could be the next Emily! Or the next Nina! OR, if you're a deeply closeted male hoping to bury your sexuality even deeper into the closet via a faux engagement, you could be the next Courtland!

As for me, I prefer to be a coward and hide behind the safety and comfort of my macbook air. But in the hopes of encouraging all y'all, I thought I'd come up with a list of the top 10 reasons you [insert name here] should try out for HGTV's Design Star!

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