[COOL SHIT] Custom Face Stamps
If you live in New York City, you get knocked out by rampant narcissism on a daily basis. Everyone loves themselves SO much (or, for the tortured souls—loves to hate themselves) that it's almost too much to handle.
But how do you stand out from the pack of other arrogant d-bags? A CUSTOM FACE STAMP, OBVIOUSLY.
Etsy seller LiliMandrill is hawking custom face stamps. How does it work? Basically, you send her a photo, she carves it out of rubber, and BAM! You have a stamp of your face. It's supposed to be used as something cute and unique to stamp on your wedding invitations, but if you're a hostile, withdrawn loner like me, never fear. Good old LiliMandrill will carve one of your face solo for only $25.
Then, you can use it to sign off on things at work instead of using your initials. Trust me when I say that you will go down in workplace history as 700 kinds of crazy if you sign off on documents with a STAMP OF YOUR FACE.
Maybe LiliMandrill will make a stamp of me scowling, to scare off co-workers. NO I WILL NOT APPROVE YOUR MESSENGER REQUEST FORM. REJECTED.
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