[THINGS IN HIS HOUSE THAT MAKE ME SAD] Low Beds
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 at 05:00PM | by Anna Goldfarb 
There are many things in his apartment that make Anna Goldfarb from Shmitten Kitten sad (sometimes glad, but mostly sad). She's promised to tell us all about them (yay!).
If I roll over and am eye-level with your shoes, it's a problem. I hate this low bed. It's useless! I am not a fan of kneeling down to go to sleep. I like a normal bed at least a few feet off the ground. That's just me. If you can't stash a plastic bin from the Container Store under your bed, it's too low!
I'm not sure if you have something against box springs or have a fear of heights or what, but this low bed is bumming me out. It's unpleasant to wake up to your dog licking me in the face like I'm a bowl of kibble. I'm lower than your dog; it's weird! Your dog is laughing at us.
It's like we're camping but without s'mores and without the knowledge that when we're done camping, we're gonna get to sleep in a nice, comfy bed. And, that just makes me sad.
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Reader Comments (2)
HA! Loved this! Hope you do more!
OMG, this is a SImpsons episode I quote alllllll the time.
I sleep in a racing car, do you?
Uh, no. I sleep in a big bed with my wife.