[9 BY DESIGN RECAP] Episode 5: With Benefits

Ok, this shit is getting a little eerie: we're five weeks into 9 By Design, and there is literally not ONE FRIGGIN THING I can find wrong with this family.

I mean, have you people SEEN my other blog? All I do is make fun of bitchez. Our tagline is "embrace the hate," so yeah: I'm REALLY good at embracing it. And yet, here's what I did tonight during a good portion of this latest ep of 9 By Design...

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[9 BY DESIGN RECAP] Episode 4: Weekend In The Hamptons

Phrase of the week? "Let's blow this out."

Get your minds out of the fucking gutter ppl...this isn't what Robert said during their nanny interviews (zing!)

This week the Novos are re-doing a guest house out on Long Island and trying to find some full-time help for their kids (who, after 3 weeks, I somehow still don't hate! Yay!).

So yeah, this "guest house" out on Long Island is owned by someone who, unlike Dave Barry, doesn't want their face plastered all over my flatscreen. They're keeping shit anon...so anon, in fact that Cortney told one of her staffers that they'd never be meeting "him." Borrrrring.

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[OH YES I DID] Shopping With Eddie Ross

True confessions: I've *still* never gotten over the fact that Eddie Ross didn't win season two of Top Design. I mean, I'm pretty sure he's fine with it, but I'm just not. Eddie was sooo meant to win--he was the most talented, creative, and if we're being really honest: totallyfuckingadorablicious one on that entire season. But, whatevs... as Jennifer Hudson has since handily proven: you don't necessarily need to be in it to win it.

I've continued to stalk follow Eddie over the years--I love catching up on his blog and I follow him on Twitter (duh). And yeah, he's done pretty well for himself: His country home was featured on Lonny, he designed a GAW-gous window display at Bloomingdales for Elle Decor, and he's shooting his own pilot this Spring!

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[9 BY DESIGN RECAP] Episode 3: Major Work Out

Holy shit I can't get enough of this show.

First of all, can we just talk about how hot Bob and Cortney Novogratz are? I mean, RIGHT?? I'm not even exactly sure what it is about them that's so hot, but these two just ooze sex and coolness. It's like you can't decide if you want to fuck them or be their best friends.

We're only three weeks in and this might be my favorite Bravo reality TV show of all (ok, not more favorite than Real Housewives, but no one fights or backstabs on this show, so its not really a fair fight).

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