Design Star Roundup

Ok, so if you think my ass is the only one covering this Design Star crap parade, you are so very wrong. Though my recaps ARE a good place to start, there's way more #DesignStar shit you should not be missing.

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[DESIGN STAR RECAP] Episode 5: New York's Bravest Makeovers

I really loved the firemen theme of last night's show, and here's why:

• After watching the ep, I was extremely tempted to set my own TV on fire...and then my cable box that delivers HGTV to my apt...and then my own motherfucking face. YES, I WANTED TO SET THEM ALLLL ON FIRE.
• I think the entire staff responsible for dreaming up these assinine team challenges should all be FIREed.

Yeah, so obvs I was really feeling the whole firemen thing pretty hard. But that was the *only* thing I was feelin last night cuz SPOILER ALERT: Nina finally goes home!--and I'm actually pretty wrecked over it.

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[COOL OR NOT COOL?] TV In Your Bedroom

Here's a quick, not even close to comprehensive, rundown of the shows I watch on TV: SYTYCD, Pretty Little Liars, Vampire Diaries, Mad Men, every reality TV show on Bravo...like EVER, Design Star, Modern Family, Parks & Rec, The Bachelorette, Glee, Gossip Girl, Entourage, Nurse Jackie, Dexter...I could go on, but won't. Cause it's sadz.

Anyway.

Take a guess whether or not yours truly has a TV in her bedroom??

Right...so obvs. Yes. Duh.

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[DESIGN STAR RECAP] Episode 4: Flower Power

Well bitches, its been a wet hot American summer all up in this piece, and I for one missed the shit out of our favorite Design Star whack pack as I was sweating my ass off over the July 4th weekend. But, hooray! They were back last night and better than ever (and by better, of course, I mean way, way, WAY worse).

Mostly I'd just like to thank Gawd almighty up in heaven above for giving us the gift that is Nina. Whoever cast this show deserves a gigantic fucking raise for finding this mural obsessed, one trick pony and I for one want to make sure they do not go unrecognized. I SALUTE YOU, HGTV CASTING DEPT!

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[INTERVIEW'D] George From 9 By Design, Part Dos

Yo! Check it! Here is Part Two of our exclusive interview with George Hribar, from Bravo TV's new hit show 9 By Design. Part One is here.

As you may recall, we all love the shit outta 9 By Design around here...and George...and his eyebrows. Today we have some more scoop on upcoming projects from Sixx Design, hot new artists we should be keeping our eyes on and, of course, wtf is up for season two!?

You know you wanna...

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