[WHO GIVES A SHIT?] Holiday Cards

Ok, so do you people still do this holiday card shit?

I'm a Jew, so I never *really* got into this scene to begin with. And, in truth, those cheesy family photo cards make me want to barf a little bit. And yet...and yet, there is a leetle bitty part of me that's still a little jelly of those cards and for like 11 seconds each year when I get one in the mail. And then like for one brief, shining moment I think to myself: awww, maybe we'll do one next year!

And then we never ever never ever do.

I mean, I don't know ANYONE'S phone number unless I look at my cell phone, so forget about addresses. Who has people's addresses any more??

Anyway.

The one place I've found where I kind of like these photo cards, IF you're gonna do em is on Minted.com. And also I guess this is mostly a ppl with kids kinda thing to do anyway.

ONLY NOT! Check out this one, motherfuckers!:

NOW THAT'S the kind of holiday card I can totes get behind!. It's a "Reindog Holiday Card!" I mean, I'm a friggin Jewy assed Jew and I still kinda want that thing for Oliver.

If you dig Minted too, here's a 20% Friends & Family discount good for use on their holiday cards shiz through November 15th (Code: FFHOL10).

Of course you can also find tons of great cards on Etsy, though I can't handle searching the all the crap. Though, because I love your asses so damn much I looked through a little bit of the crap and found some non-crappy shit. Like these Hanukkah Cards are cute: 

[Sidenote: there are very few cool Hanukkah cards...even on Etsy! Someone needs to swoop in and change that shit! You can have your own empire! JEWS ARE RICH!].

Apartment Therapy also did this K-I-L-L-E-R roundup of all sorts of holiday card crap, but this one is my fave: Resources for Finding the Perfect Stamps & Envelopes.

I love, love, love vintage stamps! If you send me a cool card with a cool vintage stamp, I will worship the ground you walk on from now till forever.

So, yeah: Holiday Cards? Yea? Or Nay?