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+ KELLY BENSIMON IS OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND, THAT'S WHAT (Out Magazine).

+ Hardly mag aims to be the new Sassy (Jezebel).

+ Their Paris apt for your NYC or Brooklyn apt? (Jauntsetter).

+ Even if you watched the shitshow that was Design Star this Sunday, hopefully you've caught up on the magic that was the Mad Men premiere by now. Here's a great recap (NY Mag).

+ Martha Stewart is hosting a Blogger's event on August 5th in NYC...who's going? [I am!] (#marthablogger).

+ I did a guest post! And wrote about the Elle Decor A List! (Belly Button).

[DESIGN STAR RECAP] Episode 6: We Got Trumped

All I can say is: I fucking missed Mad Men for this??

[Yes. Yes I did].

Ok, so its week one post Nina elimination, and I may as well check in with all y'all to see how everybody else is doing?

Cause I'll tell you how I'm doing: I'm alsfjsa;lfjaslfjdaslfjdslfj (oh sorry, I just fell asleep as I was typing on my keyboard). As predicted, this bitch has turned into SNOOZE-A-PALOOZA, and had I not mainlined 8 cans of Diet Coke today, I'd likely be dead asleep on my Chesterfield right about now.

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Celebrity Pools

I'm in Philly for the weekend, and though I haven't checked a thermometer, I'm pretty sure the current temp is approx: 900 million billion degrees. Which is, duh, why I have pools on my mind.

In fact, if you have a pool, you should know that I already hate you. Just like I hate all of these mofo celebs and all of their celebrified pools.

So yeah: If you want to avoid getting angry and throwing your computer at the wall in fit of jealousy and rage, do NOT click here.

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[THINGS IN HIS HOUSE THAT MAKE ME SAD] His Futon 'Sofa' From Ikea

There are many things in his apartment that make Anna Goldfarb from Shmitten Kitten sad (sometimes glad, but mostly sad). She's promised to tell us all about them (yay!).

Whenever I walk into a guy's house and I see a futon, I let out a little whimper. I don't care how many pillows he tosses on the thing or how many blankets he drapes over the back, that uncomfortable piece of furniture will never be a couch. It's not even in the couch family. It's like a couch's second cousin's half-brother's roommate.

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[I'M OBSESSED] Keurig Coffeemaker

Here's the thing: I'm a diet coke girl. I drink coffee every once in awhile, cause it's fun and it smells good, but I don't really care about it too much. But that has alllll changed now that I have a Keurig in my life.

HAVE YOU PEOPLE SEEN THIS SHIT??? It's amazeballs!

Here's how it works: you fill the mofo up with water, put your cup underneath, pop in your k-cup (which is basically just the type of coffee/tea/hot choc you wanna drink) and in like 11 seconds: BOOM. You're done.

Ok, so maybe it's not 11 seconds, but its pretty damn close. And they have like a million billion diff types of k-cups (that are sold all over the place; Target, Bed, Bath & Beyond, online) so no matter what kind of hot drink you dig, there is something to make your ass happy. They've got Dunkin Donuts k-cups, chai latte k-cups, even something called "chocolate glazed donuts" coffee...I mean, need I say more?? You can even make iced coffee with thing! (though I haven't tried that yet).

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