When In Doubt, Decorate With Jelly Beans

So, as we all know summer is upon us! Many of you might be looking for some new and inexpensive ways to freshen up your decor, and embrace the warm weather in your own homes.

Luckily Kelly Kiloren Bensimon from the Real Housewives of New York has the answer: JELLLLLLLYYYYYYBBBBEEEAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSS!!

YAAAAAAAY!

Just because you know what Ikat fabric looks like and reupholstered an x-bench with your own bare hands, doesn't mean you have any fucking clue what you're talking about. Luckily, now you have Kelly!

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Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Goopy & Loft-y in Nashville

As I've discussed at length, after resisting GOOP, and hating GOOP, and just generally getting angry everytime I saw the word GOOP, I now like that shit. Like a lot.

The latest edition of GOOP: Race To Renovate, is all about Gwynnie Paltrow's Nashville apartment (guess she was just shooting a movie there?), and was penned by the designer tasked with pulling all that shit together in 10 days: Annette Joseph.

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Foo-king Pissed

Have you ever had your style ripped off? It happens to me every now and then and it. is. irritating. I'm not claiming to be any type of design genius. Unfortunately, when it comes to my taste in interiors, I'm above average but below exceptional. This means that I don't have enough talent to make a living as a designer, just enough sense to hate ugly shit. It's a frustrating place to be in. I'm just ahead of the curve - I'll envision something specific that I want for my home and painstakingly search for it. Then, two years later, it's everywhere, everyone has it, and I don't even want it anymore. Gar.

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[DESIGN CRUSH] Ellen Matthews, SNL Photog

l've always loved the photographs shown during the commercial breaks during SNL...like sometimes more than the actual show. And thanks to I Heart You, a chick who is way the fuck less lazier than I am, I now know these photographs are taken by Mary Ellen Matthews.

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[DEAR DIARY] The 5 Stages of GOOP

Much like an actual death, my relationship with GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's weekly know-it-all-y email, has evolved and grown through a variety of stages. Through this process, I've made a lot of mistakes, and learned much about myself.

I know that I really need to just take each day as it comes and grow from this experience, and so I thought it might be helpful for me to share with you the tricks and tips I've picked up along the way, in case you too are struggling with the same sorts of things.

Let's go on this journey together! GOOP!

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